The Adventure Core

my name is matt and all i do is reblog funny things and get anon hate thankyou for your consideration
unabating:

-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

unabating:

-angel:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

(via ruinedchildhood)

ksdjfla3:

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ebeanezerscrooge:

the professor asked me what benjamin franklins brothers name was and i panicked and said frank benjalin. i have never fucked up that hard in my entire life

Reblogging bc I’ve been on tumblr for like an hour and this was the first thing that made me laugh out loud

Update I’m still laughing

(Source: boosmygod, via fightingscholarlykrogan)

marzzombie:

sixpenceee:

Found these interesting facts that make you think. Here is where I got them from: (Source)

IF YOU’RE LUCKY YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY MY GOD THAT WAS DARK

(via 9roupspook)